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WNL TnT 5 vs 11 Union of Calaquendi and 3 ok akıncıları (Union_... ..._of_Cala/_of_3OA) [5.1.2012, 18:00GMT+0]

31.12.12 13:59 by SotaMursu

WNL match against Union of Calaquendi and 3 ok akıncıları (Union_... ..._of_Cala/_of_3OA) [5.1.2012, 18:00GMT+0]

Maps and factions:


Frosty Battle
Sarranids
vs
Rhodoks
Port Assault
Nords
vs
Rhodoks


Comments: 2

[CANCELLED] WNL TnT vs Deutschritter (DR) [3.12.2012, 17:00 GMT+0]

29.11.12 13:26 by SotaMursu

WNL match against Deutschritter (DR) [3.12.2012, 17:00 UTC+0]

Maps and factions:


Vendetta
Nords
vs
Rhodoks
Ruins
Sarranids
vs
Swadia


Players:
  • SotaMursu
  • Bauglir


Results:
TnT - Deutschritter



Comments: 0

OM TnT 11 vs 9 Warhammer (WH) [13.10.2012, 17:30 UTC+0]

27.09.12 8:41 by SotaMursu

Official 10v10 20-round match against Warhammer (WH) [6.10.2012, 17:30 UTC+0]

Maps and factions:


San'di'boush
Vaegirs
vs
Nords
Nord Town
Nords
vs
Nords


Players:
  • SotaMursu
  • Lt
  • K2
  • Sonic
  • Jabbe
  • Vivar


Comments: 2

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Finnish jokes!

Post  SotaMursu on 29.08.12 13:59

Russian drinks his beer and suddenly throws the glass in the air, pulls out pistol (Makarov), shoots the glass and says:
- Glasses in Russia are so cheap that we never have to drink from the same glass twice!.
Next to him sat a Somali, clearly excited about the previous act, drinks his beer, throw the glass into the air, throws a stone he took from his pocket at the glass and says:
- In Somalia, there is so much sand for glass making, that we do not need to drink from the same glass twice!.
The bald-headed Finnish drinks a beer, throws the glass into the air, pulls out a pistol, shoots the Russian and Somali and grabs his glass and says:
- In Finland, we have so many russkies and niggers that we do not need to drink with the same guys twice.

translated with google translate (i fixed the worst mistakes)

Original:
Spoiler:
Venäläinen juo oluensa ja yht'äkkiä heittää tuopin ilmaan, vetää esille pistoolinsa (Makarov), ampuu tuopin murusiksi ja sanoo:
- Venäjällä tuopit ovat niin halpoja, ettei meidän tarvitse koskaan juoda samasta tuopista kahdesti!.
Vieressä istunut somali, selvästi edellisestä innostunut, juo oluensa, heittää tuopin ilma
an, heittää taskustaan ottamallaan kivellä tuopin murusiksi ja sanoo:
- Meillä Somaliassa on niin paljon hiekkaa lasin tekoa varten, ettei meidänkään tarvitse juoda samasta tuopista kahta kertaa!.
Kaljupäinen suomalainen, viilipytyn rauhallisena, juo oluensa, heittää tuopin ilmaan, vetää esiin pistoolinsa, ampuu venäläisen ja somalin ja nappaa tuoppinsa kiinni ja sanoo:
- Meillä Suomessa on niin paljon ryssiä ja somaleita, ettei meidän tarvitse juoda samojen tyyppien kanssa kahta kertaa.
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